Life is too short, be a scientist.

As seen in 2007.

Life is too short.

Life is too short, misbehave.

Life is too short, climb a mountain.

Life is too short, party.

Life is too short, go far away.

Life is too short, act nuts.

Life is too short, solve a puzzle.

Life is too short, get dirty.

Life is too short, jump.

Life is too short, work in a lab.

Life is too short, annotate a genome.

Life is too short. Period.